Demi Lovato - Don't Forget

Did you forget

That I was even alive
Did you forget
Everything we ever had
Did you forget
Did you forget
About me

Did you regret
Ever standing by my side
Did you forget
What we were feeling inside
Now I’m left to forget
About us

But somewhere we went wrong
We were once so strong
Our love is like a song
You can’t forget it

So now I guess
This is where we have to stand
Did you regret
Ever holding my hand
Never again
Please don’t forget
Don’t forget

We had it all
We were just about to fall
Even more in love
Than we were before
I won’t forget
I won’t forget
About us

But somewhere we went wrong
We were once so strong
Our love is like a song
You can’t forget it

Somewhere we went wrong
We were once so strong
Our love is like a song
You can’t forget it
At all

And at last
All the pictures have been burned
And all the past
Is just a lesson that we’ve learned
I won’t forget
Please don’t forget us

But somewhere we went wrong
Our love is like a song
But you won’t sing along
You’ve forgotten
About us

SPOOF

Honey, What's For Supper?

An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.

“Here's what you do,” said the doctor. “Start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, “I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.” Then in a normal tone he asks, “Honey, what's for supper?” No response.

So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what's for supper?” Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, “Honey, what's for supper?” Again he gets no response.

So he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. “Honey, what's for supper?”

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what's for supper?”

“Damn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!”

Demi Lovato - Skyscraper